Twas a night before Christmas when all through the Garbage Pail Kids' lair, Brainy Brian heard a transmission that made his anger flare. "We are the Zenebere of Planet T'fear, and we plan to get rid of Earthlings' holiday cheer!"
Brainy Brian contacted the aliens with rage. "You selfish aliens should be locked in a cage! Christmas is still 17 days away, and already you want to ruin children's play! I'll beat you at the North Pole with four friends of mine. You won't ruin Christmas, and you won't next time!"
Brainy Brian told the tale to his pals, who were a rather grotesque group of boys and gals. There was Split Kit, a boy who was two lads in one. Half of him had kind feelings and the other half had none. The second friend noted was named Patty Putty, a girl who could stretch into shapes quite nutty. Guillo Tina was recruited, and so was her head. The last of Brian's friends was the zombie Dead Ted.
After Trash Can Ken was given consent, it was off to the North Pole the Garbage Pail K